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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: * * * * * * *  * *  To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 23 July 2008 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They ...

(1) Opinion  Westerners: Talk to the point  Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different  (2) Way of Life  Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself.  Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business.  (3) Punctuality  Westerners: on time.  Asians: in time.  (4) Contacts  Westerners: Contact to related person only .  Asians: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful.  (5) Anger  Westerners:  show that I am angry.  Asians: I am angry, but still smiling... (Beware!)  (6) Queue when Waiting  Westerners: ...

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height.  Let the doctors worry about them.. That is why you pay them.  2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning:  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.  Never let the brain get idle.  'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'  And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!  4. Enjoy the simple things  5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.  And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!  6. The tears happen:  Endure, ...